Warning: This Blog Post contains things considered NSFW and likely inappropriate for those under 18 years of age

Alright, mandatory warning out of the way, so now I can continue on with this post. I have new panties! YAY! Umm, sorry, random cheering done, but anyways, these new panties are the topic of this post anyways, so I guess that cheer wasn’t so random after all. You’re probably thinking; “So what, he has new panties. What’s so special about them?” Okay, so, there’s nothing all that special about them except that they come with a bulge and stuff, depending on which set you get. These bulges and panties and stuff were made for people with…tootsie rolls who wear skirts.
This first pair might be SFW, or NSFW, depending on your point of view, location, altitude and all that jazz. The bits are covered in these ones at least, but because of the prim bulge you can clearly see the outline of Mr. Happy. This particular set is the “Trap Hawtshorts” set in the Trap bulge kit from Epi-Scene. It looks great, and the sculpt is very beautifully done and extremely detailed, especially for using just one prim for it. The textures are excellent and very detailed. The only con is, like with all things similar to this, it will need to be modified to your own personal tastes and what not, so yes! It’s modifiable! Also something I consider worth mentioning is for those of you inexperienced with modding prims, or even for the more advanced prim adjusters, it comes with a notecard with tips for adjusting your panty bulge. The bulge also comes in a variety of textures for you to use as well, wich makes it versatile if you have a pair of jeans you want to match them with so you can have some fun with, oh say, your significant other. I highly recommend these if for nothing else than the sheer versatility of it all. 
The next pair of underwear is from the “Knuckle Bulge” set, and okay, the name makes me snicker. I don’t know why, but it does.

It’s beautifully sculpted as are all of the boy parts from Epi-scene. To be perfectly honest, I would cringe at thought of a prim bulge, especially when ever I saw one in use in SL. To me, they were the equivalent of prim boobs for men. It’s a bit more versatile and can be used in more everyday use as opposed to the Trap Bulge which to me feels like it should be for playtime or something like that. Where as I personally don’t use bulges in everyday use, if I were to, this would be it. It can be as discrete or as prominent as you want it to be. Because they are modify and come with various textures(as all of the bulges in the bulge kits do) so you can match your bulge to a large variety of clothing. I’d say this one is definitely a multi-purpose bulge. Also by comparison to other bulges I’ve seen on the market, these have a more realistic and natural feel to them. The one’s I have seen just seem to be ovals that leave alot to be desired, or too much..depending who you see them on and how they’re adjusted.
The next set I would say not to look at if even the slightest bit of nudity bothers you.

The Epi-scene “Peeky panties” are by far my favorite I must say. They have a very nice feminine cut to them. They’re also very cute, what with the bow and all. I like bows, so that could be effecting my bias, who knows. This set I think you should get only if you have the Epi-scene naughty bits, if for no other reason than consistency. I am extremely picky about consistency with things like the tootsie roll, and since it is actually peeking out of the underwear, well, yeah, I’m sure you can guess why I would suggest these only if you have their bits, or atleast plan on getting them soon after getting this one. Once again, these are modifiable, and easily tinted to go with any skin tone, okay so some tones may be trickier to get than others, but they are still achievable! A downside to this however, is to those of you whom prefer to be uncut. There is not an uncut version of this. However, if you’re good with modding, and have the Epi-scene naughty bits I can see it being possible to take the foreskin from that to modify it onto this.

I think I’ve been fair in warning about nudity, but I shall warn you again anyways, considering this next segment is not just partial nudity. It’s full frontal. You have been warned…

Now that you’ve been warned and what not, you’ve probably guessed out that this last segment is about peen. Well, that guess would be correct. A penis? So what? Just about every guy in SL, and some ladies have one. So what’s special about it, and why blog about it? Well, yes, there are alot of peens in SL, alot to choose from, however, if you’re on the more feminine side, the ones generally available are too masculine and beastly, like they’d belong on a body builder, minus the steroids. Yes, resizing is possible with all, or atleast most, but there are limits on them, and often when you shrink them past their presets, the revert back to their preset size, ontop of that, the texturing doesn’t exactly say cute, And that is where Epi-scene comes in. They’ve created very cute peens for cross-dressers and females wanting bits that aren’t very intimidating. The Epi-scene naughty bits are very nicely textures and sculpted in a way that will make you go “Awe, cute penis”. A rare phrase indeed, but it does accurately sum up the Epi-scene naughty bits.
Epi-scene has put in a few nifty features with their naughty bits, wich includes 4 different states of happy, toggle piercing, several different color textures, and a very easy to use hud; and because there are a variety of textures, these bits are very easy to tint and adjust to any skin tone. Oh, and there’s also optional foreskin to those of you who prefer the uncut tootsie rolls! Sorry to those of you who prefer to click, these aren’t scripted to give pre-written message like other brands. This could be downer to some, but a bonus and blessing to others, like me. I’ve never been a fan of pre-written things anyways. I don’t even like answering Machines because they’re pre-recorded messages. I’m weird like that. I also will not recommend this to those more on the butch masculine side of life either. It just wouldn’t look right in my opinion. It is, after all, a more feminine penis. Oh look! More words rarely, if ever uttered in the same sentanced in reference to one another! Anywas, getting back on track. I find very few flaws with this item. The only flaw is that it doesn’t work universally on every avatar type, but that can be quite easily said about other naughty bits. So I suppose that does not really count as a flaw. It’s very clear the designer put a lot of time, effort and care into creating this adorable item.

In short, I am very impressed by the design and quality of these itemss and highly recommend the Epi-scene products to anyone who is wanting naughty bits that fall in a less masculine category. Also, should note, sorry ladies, they don’t sell fun holes.